I can’t even text without writing long, nice sentences that use proper grammar and spelling.
And then my friends reply back like, “k c u then!!”
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(Source: thefifthhorseman)
“Why are you so quiet?”
“Maybe because I fucking hate all of you”.
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When my parents type “www.” into the url.
I’m like:
and they’re just like:
my best friend does it and im just like wtf
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(Source: beccamorr)
When you realize you’re going to be home alone:
Oh yeah, I’mma free bitch!
You hear the slightest noise:
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